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MUTIARA KATA
( Ganjaran )
Jika kita melakukan sesuatu dengan keikhlasan, nescaya ganjaran yang kita terima juga setanding dengan apa yang kita usahakan


Ah Beng's sister, Ah Lian 1st day at work
( Ah Lian the waitress! )
Ah Lian : "What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea,Chocolate, Capuccino, Frapuccino,or Coffee?"
Customer: "Tea please"
Ah Lian: Ceylon tea, Indian tea, Herbal tea,Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Iced tea or green tea ?"
Customer: "Ceylon tea "
Ah Lian: "How would you like it ? black or white?
Customer: "white"
Ah Lian: "Milk, or fresh cream?
Customer: "With milk "
Ah Lian: "Goat's milk, or cow's milk"
Customer: "With cow's milk please.
Ah Lian: " Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?"
Customer: "Um, I'll just take it black. "
Ah Lian: "Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
Customer: "With sugar"
Ah Lian: "Beet sugar or cane sugar?"
Customer: "Cane sugar"
Ah Lian: "White, brown or yellow sugar?"
Customer: "Forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water instead."
Ah Lian: "Mineral water, tap water or distilled water? "
Customer: "Mineral water"
Ah Lian: "Flavoured or non-flavoured ?"
Customer: "I think I'll just die of thirst...%$### aaahhhh!!!!!!



Teka Teki Riang Ria
( Keras Kepala )
Siapakah orang yang paling layak digelar "keras kepala" ?
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Penunggang motosikal yang tak pakai helmet...sebab mereka rasa "kepala mereka dah keras" tak payah pakai helmet...maknanya kalau motor mereka terbalek...terbabas ke...masuk bawah lori ke... kepala mereka takkan pecah........hehehehehe.......

Tahukah Anda
( Otot )
Setiap langkah ke hadapan, anda terpaksa menggerakkan 54 otot dalam tubuh badan


Pantun Jepun
( Ultraman )
Pulau Hokkaido jauh ketengah,
Gunung Fuji bercabang tiga;
Hancur Raksasa berkecai ke tanah,
Ultraman yg baik dkenang jua.

Cerita Abu
( I'm sorry )
Abu yang baru pulang dari kelas tuisyen Bahasa Inggerisnya, terlanggar seorang jejaka Mat Salleh di sebuah pusat membeli belah..
Abu : I'm Sorry...
Mat Salleh : I'm sorry too..
Abu kebingungan dan merasakan dia harus menjawab Mat Salleh itu tadi..
Abu : I'm sorry three...
Mat Salleh : "What are you sorry for?"
Abu : "I'm sorry, five."
Mat Salleh: ??? ....(Learning how to count??)



>mat salleh pun terus belah....


   

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